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Sheer Nylon Bodytight Catsuit with Criss Cross Detail

Sheer Nylon Bodytight Catsuit with Criss Cross Detail

Sheer nylon bodytight catsuit with criss cross detail. This bodytight is reversible so you can have the criss cross detail to the front or back.

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£11.99 / €13.19

Jessica Rabbit Bingo Vibrator

Jessica Rabbit Bingo Vibrator

Jessica Rabbit Bingo is guaranteed to have you screaming 'HOUSE' at the top of your lungs! The latest in rabbit technology will have you marvelling at the soft, jelly-like spiked texture, whilst wondering how you lived all this time without it. The Crown Princess of the Jessica Rabbit family, Bingo is the latest unique design and sure to become a classic, joining the infamous range of Rabbit vibrators at the top of the toy tree. Superb multi-speed, multi-directional controls and made from hypoallergenic TPE silicon.

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£16.99 / €18.69

Kimmi Lovecok Doll

Kimmi Lovecok Doll

Using the latest 3D forming techniques, the Kimmi Lovecok Love Doll is the most lifelike doll yet. This innocent looking, blonde haired beauty is a real raver and is sure to keep you more than satisfied. Her features include: Realistic face with flowing blonde hair and eyelashes, movable arms, voluptuous breasts with firm nipples, soft, smooth vagaina and anus made frm love clone material. 3 speed control vibrating bullet. Raunchy white finger hails and toenails. Also includes a portable carrying case and convenient pump for fast inflation!

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£114.99 / €126.49

Baby Bunny Pussy Juicer Remote Control

Baby Bunny Pussy Juicer Remote Control

Strap this bunny on with the EZ-Clip on sexy stretchable elasticated harness. The jelly bunny has ears that give maximum clitoral stimulation whilst the sensitive nodules on the bunnys belly give great pleasure. Comes with convienient sized remote control key chain with ON/OFF switch and a Powerful petite vibrator that fits snug inside the bunny. Hours of pleasure are coming! Includes batteries for your satisfaction!

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£18.99 / €20.89

Palm Pussy - Skin Touch

Palm Pussy - Skin Touch

The Palm Pussy is made from Skin Touch Material and gives a seductively soft skin sensation.

Hypoallergenic, Nontoxic, No Phthalates

Masturbation is much better with the Palm Pussy in Hand!

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£9.99 / €10.99

Red Jelly Butt Plug

Red Jelly Butt Plug

Red Jelly Butt Plug - Medium

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£8.99 / €9.89

Jelly Anal Beads

Jelly Anal Beads

Jelly anal beads in black with ring at end. On the verge of orgasm, quickly pull out the anal beads to enhance and drive that orgasm home!

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£7.99 / €8.79

Sheer Babydoll with Lace Trim

Sheer Babydoll with Lace Trim

20 Denier sheer babydoll with two tone lace trim and matching brief.

Size: One Size

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£11.99 / €13.19

Tenga Flip Hole

Tenga Flip Hole

The greatest sex toy for men ever made? We think so! The TENGA Flip Hole is a state-of-the-art masturbation device for men. It looks and feels like no other male sex toy ever made. 3 buttons create separate, individually controlled actions - go for it! And it's TENGA's first ever reusable sex toy. You demanded it - TENGA delivered. The clever, futuristic casing is partially flexible, with three buttons that create separate, individually controlled actions at different points along the shaft - massaging the head, sucking at the bottom - the choice is yours. The case flips open to reveal the amazing silicone sleeve filled with nubs, nodules, bumps and ridges designed to create a genuinely better-than-real experience. Unlike the rest of the TENGA male sex toy range, The TENGA Flip Hole is reusable and is a breeze to clean and maintain. Flip it open, rinse and dry. Easy! Made of high quality material and packaged in a stunning case, the TENGA Flip Hole comes complete with 3 TENGA lubricants designed to work in harmony with the Flip Hole - Mild, Real and Wild. Which will be your favourite? The Flip Hole stands 7 inches tall, and with its cool good looks and non-realistic opening it really doesn't look like a sex toy! You can insert up to 6.5 inches of the shaft into the Flip Hole. The diameter of the sleeve is 3 inches - and as the tube and sleeve are both flexible, it can accommodate a shaft width of at least 2 inches. Comes with Japanese instructions and packaging, but watch the videos below for the English instructions! This is a non-vibrating sex toy but with sensations like that, we don't think you'll mind!

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£114.99 / €126.49

Pocket Cathy - Blue

Pocket Cathy - Blue

Enjoy the Pocket Cathy! This soft touch masturbation tool features a line of metal bearings inside for extra stimulation and has a ribbed tunnel of love. She has lips to satisfy and a pair of boobs replicated on Cathy Barry!

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£12.99 / €14.29

Fantasy Swing

Fantasy Swing

FANTASY SWING® INSTRUCTIONS With the incredible Fantasy Swing® you’ll be swinging your sex life back into action in no time at all! Installation is quick and easy and requires only a few common tools. The eyelet bolt of the Fantasy Swing® can be installed in two places: into the underside wooden frame of a doorway, or into a beam in the ceiling. Installing the eyelet bolt into a doorframe is easiest, but the doorway limits your range of motion. Installing the eyelet bolt into a strong ceiling beam is the preferred method of use. Please follow both sets of instructions carefully to ensure a safe and enjoyable Fantasy Swing® experience. FOR DOORWAYS: Locate the center of the wooden doorway and mark a spot on the underside of the doorframe. The eyelet bolt is very sharp and can be screwed in by tapping the head of the bolt with a hammer and twisting the screw until all of the threads are concealed. Use the hammer claw to help turn the eyelet bolt into the wood. To facilitate insertion, drill a 5/16 pilot hole first, then screw the eyelet bolt in. All of the threads should be concealed. FOR CEILINGS: Locate a beam in your ceiling using a stud finder, available from any hardware store. Make sure you have enough clearance from any surrounding walls or furniture. Find the center of the beam and mark a spot. The eyelet bolt is very sharp and can be screwed in by tapping the head of the bolt with a hammer and twisting the screw until all of the threads are concealed. Use the hammer claw to help turn the eyelet screw into the wood. To facilitate insertion, drill a 5/16 pilot hole first, then screw the eyelet bolt in. All of the threads should be concealed. CAUTION: Once the eyelet bolt is installed, do not remove it for safety purposes. Doing so could weaken the eyelet bolt hold! HANGING THE SWING: If the weight on the swing is less than 200 lbs., use the Torsion Spring provided If the weight on the swing is over 200 lbs., assemble the swing hardware without the use of a spring. During two-person usage, make sure to account for the position of both partners when determining the weight (one partner may be on the floor, not actually hanging from the spring). WARNING: If using Torsion Spring, avoid putting hands on or near spring while using the Fantasy Swing®. Your fingers or other body parts may get pinched if too close! The Fantasy Swing® is fully adjustable and designed for your comfort. All pads, supports, and stirrups can be adjusted to accommodate a variety of sexual positions with minimal exertion. The hardware for the swing can also be adjusted to hang the swing any distance from the floor. Use your imagination and have fun! WARNING: Suggested weight limit not to exceed 350 lbs. Install and use at your own risk.

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£129.99 / €142.99

6" Lifelike Vibrating Cock

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Here's a real looking vibrating cock with suction cup base and multi-speed vibrator. Not hand painted like the others, so an economy version if you like!

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£22.99 / €25.29

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6" Realistic Cock Flesh

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The Realistic Cock is called that for a reason. This is by far the most realistic cock ever made. It is moulded from an actual erect penis and hand detailed to capture every vein, bulge and crease. It has a suction cup to allow you to postion it where you need it and even has a FREE travel pouch for instant portability. Get Real, get The Realistic.

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£39.99 / €43.99

Pretty & Pink 12" Double Dong

Pretty & Pink 12

The Pretty and Pink Double Dong is made from Silagel Formula. This is an anti-bacterial, latex-free, softly scented material which means this double ender is soft to the touch, yet firm enough to satisfy. It is an 12" veined, penis desgin and will appeal to all the girly girls who love pink, and love to double their fun. Alone or with a friend, this double ender is pink perfection.

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£14.99 / €16.49

Lace Embroidered Crotchless Thong

Lace Embroidered Crotchless Thong

Scalloped Embroidery Crotchless Thong Panty.

Size: One Size

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£14.99 / €16.49

Satin Bow Thong

Satin Bow Thong

Charmeuse and Mesh Thong with Big Satin Bow.

Sizes: S, M, L, XL

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£18.99 / €20.89

Black PVC Catsuit

Black PVC Catsuit

Zip up catsuit with long arms. Stretchy and a great fit!

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£44.99 / €49.49

Little Miss Lucy Pussy

Little Miss Lucy Pussy

A great little pussy masturbator with a multi speed vibratng egg that pops in the top end to enhance your pleasure. Flesh like material.

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£9.99 / €10.99

Metal Ankle Cuffs

Metal Ankle Cuffs

Metal ankle cuffs connected by chain! Complete with two keys and lock adjustable size! Fits all ankle sizes!

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£12.99 / €14.29

Remote Vibrating Egg

Remote Vibrating Egg

Remote control eggs are a fantastic way to have a little secret when you are out and about or are ideal to hand over the control of your pleasure in the bedroom. Do you want control, or do you dare to give it away? 10 functions of vibration and pulsation. Ergonomically designed control handset. Silky, smooth texture. LED On/Off button. Sturdy pull cord.

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£47.99 / €52.79

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Midnight Lady - for lovers everywhere!

Please note that terms and conditions apply to all sales and all customers. All rights reserved. All prices and special offers are subject to change without notice. We reserve the right to refuse a sale where the price(s), payment and details of the item(s) purchased are not correct due to an error or omission in editing this website.

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Midnight Lady Limited
Midas House
The Conge
Great Yarmouth
Norfolk
NR30 1PJ
United Kingdom

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Customers purchasing goods for outside the UK will be quoted a delivery charge prior to their order payment being processed.
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UK NEXT DAY DELIVERY
Any orders placed before 2pm Tuesday to Friday will be despatched on the same day.
Orders received after 2pm on Friday will be despatched on the Friday afternoon or Saturday for delivery on Monday where possible.

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Orders received for shipping outside the Mainland UK will be despatched within 3 working days and are subject to shipping charges as appropriate. Prices for shipping outside of the UK will be quoted prior to payment being processed.

All delivery times are subject to stock, terms and conditions apply. We aim to deliver your order within 3 working days, sometimes this is not possible, so please allow up to 14 working days for delivery. Orders are not normally acknowledged, but if you have not received your goods after 28 days, please let us know.
Back Orders
In the unlikely event that your item is not in stock, we will back order it for you. When we back order any items, we usually deliver within 28 days. If we cannot deliver within this time period we will be happy to refund you any payment that has been received provided that the goods have not been shipped already. If you are happy to wait we will retain payment and ship the goods within a time period estimated in conjuction with our suppliers.
Tax Charges
For orders made from the UK or the European Union, 17.5% VAT is added. All other orders are VAT free.
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Guarantee
Satisfaction guaranteed! If you are unhappy with your purchase for whatever reason we will be happy to offer you a credit note or exchange provided that the item is returned in it's original condition and is not used!

For hygienic reasons underwear and sextoys may only be exchanged if faulty or damaged on delivery. You must notify us about any faults or damages within 48 hours of delivery by email to: service@midnightlady.co.uk
Please include your order number and the product code/description and details of the fault or damage.

Your statutory rights are not affected.
Reaching Us
If you need to reach us, please email us using the link on the store page,
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Customer Services
Midnight Lady Limited
The Conge
Great Yarmouth
Norfolk
NR30 1PJ
England
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Midnight Lady Limited do not disclose buyers' information to third parties other than when order details are processed as part of the order fulfilment. In this case, the third party will not disclose any of the details to any other third party.

Cookies are used on this shopping site to keep track of the contents of your shopping cart, to store delivery addresses if the address book is used and to store your details if you select the 'Remember Me' Option. They are also used after you have logged on as part of that process. You can turn off cookies within your browser by going to 'Tools | Internet Options | Privacy' and selecting to block cookies. If you turn off cookies, you will be unable to place orders or benefit from the other features that use cookies.Data collected by this site is used to:
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Returns Policy
We offer an exchange or credit note for all purchases made from our site. An exchange or credit note can only be given if your purchase is returned in its original condition and packaging within 14 days of receipt

Sextoys, Marital Aids and Clothing that comes into contact with the private parts of the human body, may only be exchanged if they are wrapped in their original protective celophane/plastic. Please check with customer service before returning any items. Telephone customer service on 01493 331 008

All faults and damages must be marked on the couriers delivery note and you must notify us within 24 hours to qualify for an exchange.

In the case where goods have been received as faulty you must contact us within 24 hours giving a full description of the damage and the product. We will issue you with a GRN (Goods Return Number) and give you instructions for making a return.

Please note that footwear cannot be returned if scuffed/scratched on the soles and/or the straps have been stretched or creased and/or the buckle has damaged the straps. Please remember that we have to sell these to other customers if you are not satisfied and can only do this if the products are as new!

Please also note that we cannot accept any items for return where the case of hygiene arises. Namely clothing in the case of underwear that may come into contact with private parts of the human body. Sextoys and Marital Aids may also not be returned for reasons of hygiene unless in the case where goods have been received as faulty you must contact us within 24 hours giving a full description of the damage and the product. We will issue you with a GRN (Goods Return Number) and give you instructions for making a return.

Deliberate damage for creating a false return will not be tolorated and the item will be returned to you by second class post.

Further terms and conditions of sale apply. Your statutory rights are not affected.

Your rights to return goods are protected under the EU Distance Selling Directive which can be found at http://www.opsi.gov.uk/si/si2000/20002334.htm
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